i love banannaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh would you babies relax it is just a harmless little huntsman. They’re very gentle animals, really.
And I’m pretty sure the poor little guy is dead anyhow. :(
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of the difference between people not from Australia, and people from Australia.
If that was me: AAAAAAAA *stamp stamp stamp*
*walks to cashier, places $100 in cashier’s hands*
*points to squashed spiderbag* I would like to pay for that bag of bananas I ruined. There’s a GIANT SPIDER INSIDE THE BAG. I need you to BURN. THAT. BAG. AND. IT’S ENTIRE. CONTENTS.”
*leaves grocery store, leaves behind any previously selected items behind, forever.*
Also, I’d be doing that “heeblyjeebly” spider dance that we do when we’re near spiders, the whole time.
(Source: wwiao, via dontwakethedragons)