OMG IS PAUL F TOMPKINS ON BOB’S BURGERS!?! THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS IS DELIGHTFULLY COLLIDING!
WHY THA FUCK DIDNT I BECOME AN ACTRESS AND THEN GET THE ROLE OF ALANNA BLOOM?!
—Me after the Hannibloom kiss scene (via empatheticwillgraham)
I was like “ALANNA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HE’S MINE BITCH!”
This is the story of a girl in Toronto who was harassed by this Dimitri guy until she finally gave him her business card to make him go away. What happened next is unreal.
jesus fucking christ
He approached me too. I’m the one he refers to as “maybe your mother is getting treatment or cancer”. She was, at princess margerate, he sleazed on me while she was being treated for ovarian cancer, and freaked at me via text msg when I didn’t reply to him when my mom and I saw kids in the hall on tour at Massey hall. She died last year when the cancer metatacised to her lungs. He’s a jerk. He has a “pick up seminar” at rancho relaxo.
Matthew got him on his toes…
Please release multiple GIFS of Mads swimming/in swim trunks.